Posts made in 2008

I feel a change a comin’…

… Next year is gonna be awesome ...

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Currently playing update

Playing Valkyria Chronixles at the moment, review will be up when...

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When Computers Took Over the World & Destroyed Christmas

There was something different about this year. Actually, who am I kidding? It’s exactly the same… It was December 25th again, that day that we all had to clean up the mess where Santa the basturd had avoided breaking and entering charges due to lack of evidence AGAIN. Apparently 4.4 billion eye witnesses don’t count for anything these days. After putting out the broken glass...

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Christmas – I hate it…

Bah! Every year I dread Christmas, it seems even this time of year you can’t even go to the supermarket to get some shopping without fighting your way through hoards of moronic, inconsiderate, stupid people. I have no doubt in my mind that these people come out prior to Christmas time with a tape measure, find the smallest isle, calculate how to block it with 90-100% effectiveness, then do...

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Reopening a closed PayPal account

PayPal is subject to the rules and regulations governing the financial industry and must exercise due diligence against fraud and other financial misdeeds. But sometimes the way they go about it is a little strange. Even those who hate PayPal, for whatever reason, agree it’s difficult to do business on the internet without a PayPal account. I like PayPal; it’s how Alan pays me. This...

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Gear of War 2 review

Gears of War 2 ( 360 ) Story If you have come to this after playing Gears of War 1 on the 360 then feel a little bit better about the series as the story is no longer a disjointed pile of mush for you to wade through wandering what the heck is going on. Gears of War 2 is set shortly after Gears of War 1, Humans have launched a new offensive attack on the evil subterranean alien race called the...

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Submit a Game to Be Reviewed

Hi there, Christmas time comes around once per year, personally I’d rather it was like a leap year, once very four, but I don’t write the rules… anyway… If there’s a particularly good game or any particularly bad game, any genre, any platform, let us know in the comments below, and we’ll go out, buy it and review it. To be honest I’m a violent person. So...

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I’m not scared…… honest…..

Ok i have to clear this, i have had Bill and Alan give me hassle over my dislike of the zombie genre. Apart from Evil Dead zombie films are crap Zombie games are crap Zombies are in everything so everything is crap Left 4 Dead looks good…. Zombies are crap The’re out to get me……. I’m not scared….. Honest……… What was that noise?…… ...

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Tomb Raider Underworld Review

She’s the biggest female character in video gaming history, she’s been in drinks adverts car adverts, been put on t-shirts, posters, helmets, bikes and has her own graphic novel, she has been the fantasy of many a teenage boy for over a decade and now Miss Croft is back and better than ever. Crystal Dynamics has redesigned this famous heroine and the world in which she resides to be more...

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PHP: Access Levels in PHP

 Here is a bit of php code and a color-coded menu system for building websites with more than one level of access. I use this system on a three-level subscription website for landlords and property managers. The guest level provides no access to our tenant database. Confirmed landlords and property managers are given a four-digit code, which allows them to search for a tenant’s name in our...

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