Council Estate - Chav's are to scared to leave their Playstations
Britain’s relationship has been described as ‘frosty’ at best due to frequent, and ongoing disputes, but now Russia has struck back with a new cold war, unleashing their devistating new weather machine on the unsuspecting islanders of Britain.
Russia has been developing the WMDE (Weather Machine for Disrupting Everything) device since the last cold war, since over the year’s Russian scientists have taken note on how the UK cannot coupe with even an inch of snow.
How it Works
The WMDE device takes already cold air within the Russian capital, and collects it into one area, although this area is colder than Russians are used to, they coupe with it easily due to their relentless communism. Once the air is collected, they push the new weather system across Europe and straight for the United Kingdom using sub-atomic particles at a above cloud level. Once the cold air reaches the UK, any rain weather system which enter the cold air, turn to rain, rendering all public services, people incapacitated.
How long will it last?
Right now UK scientists are not sure, but are predicting once the storms are over, the UK will be in a new ‘Ice Age’.
Retaliation
At present the head of the Armed Forces have decided not to respond the the immediate threat as all their soldiers are in Afghanistan, and had this to say “Sorry, we are busy”.
Bill Nunney on 5 February, 2009
I thought Russia had nukes? dont the allies have the weather machine?
we best use our spies…
Elderan on 6 February, 2009
but mr bill, the soviets have attack dogs…oh wait now they have bears…very strange of them.
Bill Nunney on 6 February, 2009
yet another reason for us to HATE EA!
EA suck balls…
Tom Freeman on 8 February, 2009
Well Japan has transformers MAAAN!